I like big butt's and I can not lie...

Hello my lovely blogsters! I don’t have any exiting news to share…. Well, kind of, but not really. So, I am down 12 lbs since May 3^rd… but I am stuck— I actually think the scale is stuck! I however was looking in the mirror the other day and thought “wow, my butt looks smaller!”. I then go to my dad (who pisses excellence and has lost 150 lbs since November [brat]) and say “LOOK AT MY BUTT, DOESN’T IT LOOK SMALLER!?!?” With no expression on his face he says “umm, its still REALLY big” Me: “ I know, but its smaller then it was” dad “nope, its not”. I can honestly say I thought I needed to take him to the eye doctor. SO—the next day I go to work and say to my co worker Heather “DOESN’T MY BUTT LOOK SMALLER!?!?” Heather: “ umm, I don’t look at your butt, so not to me.” COME ON PEOPLE!!! We all know my @$$ is a weapon of mass destruction. It is like a bull in a china shop, I just can’t control where it goes…. BUT, I know for a fact it is smaller then it was a month ago!!  I got to say for a big girl, I do have a pretty “plump” behind….as one of my friends once said “it’s a little larger then normal, but it has a great shape”, I hope that as I lose weight it doesn’t become saggy and gross!!!

Well—there you have it, my ba-donk-a-donk and I are kicking it up a few notches so we can get over this “hump”. AH haha. That was funny. Sorry, I crack myself up!! Thanks for all your love and support, please share ideas if you have any on how to overcome a diet slump.

Till next time, keep shaken what your mama gave ya!!

Xoxoxo

-H

oh yeahhhhhhh

Just a real quick "gloating" session.... OK so I started my "live it" on May 3rd... WELL since then I have lost 11 lbs!!! That's right, 11 lbs! Remember how I made a goal for June... Yeah- well I am well on my way. Since June 1st I have lost 4 lbs! woot woot. All you haters out there I don't want to hear that its not healthy to lose 3 lbs in 2 days... IT IS TO MEE!! So, maybe I should set a new goal to 20 lbs....

As most of you know I have been walking with my mom on our road.. Now, we live in the country, in the sticks, but I stay on the beaten path when I walk! I don't go looking around in the woods to find "treasure" but yesterday when I woke up there was a TICK on me!!!! For the love of god I flipped out! I feel so dirty, so violated... and reading this you are probably thinking "the Heather I know wouldn't complain about that" well... I am. I DON'T want to look down and see some nasty thing burred in my skin and his legs squirming all over...  ICK!! SO--- now, I am faced with the decision... Island Health = Muff's Planet Fitness = creepy guy hitting on me/picking his butt OR walking = TICKS.... damn I better look REAL good after all this is over!!

Happy Friday, hope everyone has a great weekend!!

xoxoxo
-H

June.. baaa daa daaa

Good morning beautiful people!! Today is the first day of *J*U*N*E.. and it is Hot, Hot, Hot!! :) I was waiting for this day to come so I could blog! I have a new challenge for myself for the month of June... are you ready for it?!? ..... 15 lbs for the month of June!!! Sounds like cake right? Well, my live it, is going GREAT, but I would like to lose more, more quickly! I am still down 8lbs, which makes it 17 lbs since I started blogging... which by now I was hoping to be like 50 lbs down, but that's ok! I am doing it the healthy way, and I KNOW that once this sheds, its not comin back!

So... I invite you.... yes you, to have a June challenge with me! Start a sparkpeople page, get outside just one more hour then you normally are, OR jump on the weight loss train with me and we can chug together!!

HA, reading this back I realize its very corny.. I am all hyped up from my Weight Watcher's breakfast bar must be!!

I am sorry I have nothing funny to report… well, I do.. but I am still thinking of ways to disguise people so they don’t know I am picking on them! HA HA!! ;) Happy Hump Day!

Xoxoxo

-H