Hello my lovely blogsters! I don’t have any exiting news to share…. Well, kind of, but not really. So, I am down 12 lbs since May 3rd… but I am stuck— I actually think the scale is stuck! I however was looking in the mirror the other day and thought “wow, my butt looks smaller!”. I then go to my dad (who pisses excellence and has lost 150 lbs since November [brat]) and say “LOOK AT MY BUTT, DOESN’T IT LOOK SMALLER!?!?” With no expression on his face he says “umm, its still REALLY big” Me: “ I know, but its smaller then it was” dad “nope, its not”. I can honestly say I thought I needed to take him to the eye doctor. SO—the next day I go to work and say to my co worker Heather “DOESN’T MY BUTT LOOK SMALLER!?!?” Heather: “ umm, I don’t look at your butt, so not to me.” COME ON PEOPLE!!! We all know my @$$ is a weapon of mass destruction. It is like a bull in a china shop, I just can’t control where it goes…. BUT, I know for a fact it is smaller then it was a month ago!! I got to say for a big girl, I do have a pretty “plump” behind….as one of my friends once said “it’s a little larger then normal, but it has a great shape”, I hope that as I lose weight it doesn’t become saggy and gross!!!
Well—there you have it, my ba-donk-a-donk and I are kicking it up a few notches so we can get over this “hump”. AH haha. That was funny. Sorry, I crack myself up!! Thanks for all your love and support, please share ideas if you have any on how to overcome a diet slump.
Till next time, keep shaken what your mama gave ya!!
Xoxoxo
-H
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